ARGH. Being in a cottage somewhere outskirts of Nottingham has made me a really BIG (NONO that's an understatement)...has made me a HUGEE! Stalker. I've been on facebook for hours now and I have no clue why I keep going back for more. In the last hour, I've seen pictures of good looking people to pictures of not-so-good-looking people...but they looked damn good in the photos. This is... photogenicity (a Shereen word). Oh how I wish I could be photogenic. MY FACE. In photos. BLERGH... (The ones on the sidebar were handpicked, ensuring that my FACE looks ok~) ):
Another thing that I would like to fuss about would be how FIT the people I stalked were! Their legs were nice and toned. Their arms, oh so firm! AH their waist... so flawless.
HAHAHAHA. You must be thinking what a PERVERT I am right now. But I have to admit, I do take notice of all these parts NATURALLY. It's like an instinct. And to make it worse, they're all women... I'm a frigging lesbo!? Nahh. Just an envious bitch living away from the city buzz. (:
I DO HOPE... that I can lose weight during my stay in Nottingham. The only good thing those law textbooks can do for me now is function as weights that can help me tone up my flabby arms. (: I also plan to master the art of make-up. And hopefully start to look better in photos. OH savior! Concealer, Foundation, Blusher! But watch me. FAIL in doing any of these. I'll return to KL next year, being the same ol' Shereen! BAH!
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